On ilkley moor baht at

Twas off to Yorkshire we went, first to the pie shop in Skipton where we bought lots of pies (what else) to take home but we had to taste them first to make sure they were ok didn't we? Then it was over the moors to Ilkley where I nearly caught my death (what else). Avril went to Duttons for Buttons nothing edible there but then it was to Betty's for Tea actually we had breakfast but who's quibbling.